Chubby Baby Sits Up In Pram To Survey Her World Like A Gluttonous Ancient Warlord
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Betoota nanas and people watchers got an eyeful of demonic cherrubby goodness today as a local little chubba bubba looked out from their...
USA Getting That Familiar Urge To Leave Another Country With Average Age Of 15 And No Libraries
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some breaking news from the leaders of the military money making world, the United States have confirmed they are starting to get...
Australia Launches Injunction To Stop European Winemakers From Using Passion Pop Name Unless It’s From Passion Pop Region Of The Cenny Coast
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Winemakers from the continent of Europe have today been dealt a significant blow, after a lawsuit was launched against them.
In the wake...
Nation Patiently Waits For Documentary About The World’s Actual Greatest Pop Culture Power Couple
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
TV and sports fans in Australia have today issued a plea to all of the major streaming services.
In the wake of the...
Local Englishman Who Claims To Love The ‘Banter,’ Not Loving It Very Much Today
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A marketing manager from our town's most English enclave has today confirmed that he's actually not in the mood.
The normally chirpy Londoner...
Millennial Voter Who Has To Suffer The Indignity Of Listening To Her Housemates Have Sex At 32 While She Works 12 Hour Shifts To Pay Off Her Heavily Reindexed...
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Liberal Party 'Don't Know, Vote No' campaign, which is aimed at confusing and frustrating older voters who haven't been able to educate...
Warren Mundine Becomes A Supporter Of The Indigenous Voice After His Long-Awaited National Press Club Address Gets Immediately Overshadowed By An Average White Man’s Career Change
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Leading No campaigner Nyunggai Warren Mundine has sensationally changed his position on the upcoming Indigenous Voice to Parliament Referendum, after today realising just...
High Court Forces Qantas To Say RUOK To The 1700 Baggage Handers They Sacked During The Pandemic
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Do you know someone who looks like they might need a good chat?
Perhaps they lost their steady job during the pandemic and were...
Newly Declared Soccer Fan Not Convinced Boyfriend Or Anyone *Actually* Knows What ‘Offside’ Means
ALISON SCHENK | Entertainment | Contact
A recent study by French Quarter local and proud bandwagon jumper Aleyah Brown has shown that despite the word ‘offside’ being said an...
Mum’s Stoked, Dad’ll Be Ok
ALISON SCHENK | Entertainment | Contact
Emotions were high last night after England pulled off a monumental but fine, we’re fine, win against the Matildas in the FIFA Women's...
