Hilton Valet Gets To Take A 75 LandCruiser For A Spin As Luke Combs Fans Roll Into Town
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A metropolitan man is discovering the glorious grunt of a farm workhorse this week as he assists some customers from out...
Sydney Matildas Fan’s Heartbreak Soothed By Unexpected 3 Hour Catch Up With 100,000 Closest Mates
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local Sydney man is today savouring a night to remember.
Campbell Towns, a resident of the nation's shittest city has today spoken...
Jetstar Advertise $109 Flights To Tokyo Providing You Leave During A Specific Week in March At 2am In 2027
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
The nation’s most unreliable airline Jetstar is being reprimanded this evening after pulling the handbrake on a local girl’s dream holiday.
After...
Coles & Woolies Employ Some Real Estate Agents To Improve Reputation During Cost Of Living Crisis
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
In an era that has proved that eye-gouging might be preferable to price gouging, Australia's two biggest supermarkets are having to dive to...
Pauline Yet To Realise A Political Party Founded On Bigotry And Discrimination Doesn’t Attract The Best Quality Blokes
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation's voice of reason is today grappling with another frustrating political curveball.
Pauline Hanson, the woman who says what 'everyone's thinking' but...
Matildas v France The Biggest TV Audience Since That Episode Of Neighbours Where Toadie Drove Dee Off The Cliff Immediately After Marrying Her
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As the dust settles on a historic weekend for the nation, the true extent of the Matildas win over France is being realised....
Brisbane On Low Power Mode After A Big Weekend Of Tillies, Combsy And Ekka
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The capital of the great state of Queensland is currently licking it's wounds, it can be confirmed today.
After one of the largest...
Genius Diplomat Scott Morrison’s 2 Year Submarine Mind Games Finally Pay Off
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The history books are currently being altered this weekend, after a momentous 130ish minutes in Brisbane last night.
With the nation tuning into...
True Crime Podcast Girlfriend Feels Bad, But She Low Key Wouldn’t Mind A Murder In Her Building
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A young woman from Betoota Heights has today confirmed to The Advocate that she is a little bit of a sicko.
Bridget Sampson, a...
Opinion | Are You A Bloke Against Women’s Sports? Here’s How To Fill That Vacant Two Hour Slot In Your Calendar This Saturday Night While Everyone Else Has Fun
MARIO STRADLATER | Softboi | Contact
Are you looking at a night on your own because your weird socio-political stance is distancing you from the rest of the country...
