Bloke Who Just Bought A Round Of Vodka Red Bulls Apparently Not Keen On Paying $20 For A Taxi
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A Gulf Country man has today raised the ire of his friendship group, after carrying on like an absolute pork chop last night.
Enjoying...
Local Bull Rider Effortlessly Pairs His Cowboy Wardrobe With DC Skate Shoes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
While local bull rider, Peter Seeney (29), never had the honour flying out the chute at the Easter Show or the Ekka –...
“I’d Love To Give Brophy’s Tent A Whirl One Day” Says Bloke Who Gives Skate Parks A Wide Berth
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local bloke who will cross the street to avoid a charismatic swagman, reckons he’d love to jump in the Fred Brophy tent.
That’s...
Bloke Who Did Dry July Completely Legless After Drinking One Strong Kombucha
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local man is struggling to remember his own birthday this afternoon after attempting to improve his gut health.
After spending the...
AFR Geniuses Confirm CommBank Making $10.2 Billion Profit Is All Part Of Controlling Inflation
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The great minds at our nation's most prominent economic publication, have today moved to quell any concerns about the way our system is...
Report: Naked Coffee Hardest Part About Quitting Darts
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A report by QuitLine has confirmed that the absolute hardest part about quitting darts is having to drink your morning coffee completely naked.
For those afflicted...
Logical And Rational Engineer Prays To The A.I Gods That They Will Find A Way To Bypass Architects
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
After a testing morning at work, local man Brendan Smith is trying to have a conversation with the powers at be upstairs.
The...
Man Comes To Terms With Ageing By Admitting He Likes ‘Pistachio Flavour’
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A Betoota man has made peace with his slow shuffle towards the grave by realising he finally enjoys and appreciates things that are...
Denmark Happiness Index Plummets to 99.2% Following Round Of 16 Defeat To The Renters
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Danes woke up in their socialist utopia to defeat following their team’s 2-0 loss to the Matildas on Monday night.
“I’m at a complete...
Woman Who Would Like A Greyhound But Smaller And Terrified Every Waking Moment Of Its Life Finds Perfect Pet In Whippet
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A French Quarter woman has finally found the right pet for herself this week, after her exhaustive list of requirements made it difficult...
