Nan Throws Out Iconic Danish Biscuit Tin In Show Of Solidarity With Matildas
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A Betoota Heights grandmother of 11 has today shown her colours, and issued a huge statement in solidarity with our Matildas.
Walking out...
“The Voice Will Undermine Our Democracy” Says Man Who Spent 13 Years Illegally In Office As A Foreign Citizen
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The twice former Leader of the National Party has today spoken out about one of the biggest concerns in his life.
Barnaby Joyce...
Local Man Returns From North Queensland Holiday With Bad Case Of The Port Douglas Measles
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A French Quarter man has brought home more than great memories from our state's north this week after getting...
“Who Cares About The Women’s World Cup” Says Sydney Roosters Fan With Entire Bay Of SCG To Himself
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A husky and witty local gent has today indulged the internet in another one of his trademark zingers.
Brad Walsh from Sydney's well...
Lizzo’s Dancer Alleges Popstar Made Her Go On Mad Dog MacDougall’s ManShake Diet While On Tour
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The Lizzo saga has taken another twist today, with one of her dancer's airing some fresh allegations.
One of her dancer's who claims...
Public School Teenager Now Only 24 Shifts At IGA Away From His New RM Williams Wallabies Ball
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A young man from Betoota Ponds is today dreaming about his future.
The 15-year-old Betoota Ponds High Student explained to our humble regional...
Opinion: Stop Making Everything A Generational Issue, You Useless Fucking Millennials
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For goodness, Christ’s and fuck’s collective sake, haven’t we all had a bloated bellyfull of generational discourse, or should I say ‘diss-course’ because...
This Tidal Floodplain Could Be Covered In $1M Apartments, But The Greens Don’t Want To Fix Housing
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The Australian Government has today made it clear that they would rather run the risk of calling another election rather than address the...
Fumbled Tax Return Causes Bloke To Downgrade Noosa Christmas Plans To Caravan Park With Weird Cousins From Adelaide
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In breaking news, Christmas is looking particularly grim for a Betoota Lakes man who failed to get himself a decent tax...
Whinging Pommy Fucks Probably Wouldn’t Have Taken This Too Well
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Australia has retained The Ashes.
Despite a solid 6 weeks of Bazlighting and carry on from the United Sookdom, Australia is keeping its...
