Piers Morgan’s Friendship With Warnie The Only Reason Australia Didn’t Stir This Prick Up Sooner
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Australian cricket fans have taken off their collective gloves and absolutely gone in on professional sook Piers Morgan, now that Warnie is no...
AAMI Park Hire Extra Security For Matildas Game To Deal With The Brothers Of Canadian Footballers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The people in charge of tonight's Matilda's fixture have today made some last minute changes to ensure the event runs smoothly.
With the...
England Confirm Law 10.2 Of Spirit Of Cricket Allows For 10 Requests A Session To Change Ball
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The English Cricket team have today moved to clarify a confusing facet of the game.
Speaking to media after the conclusion of the...
Mate Plastering Instagram With Bullshit Long Overseas Trip At Least Getting A Bit Tubby
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
The pettiest form of justice is in action as a lucky bugger on a long and Instagram friendly overseas trip is at least...
Local Woo Girls Brace Themselves for Tuesday’s “Debt Settling” Group Text
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT
As the dust settled from the weekend that was, local woo girls brace themselves for Tuesday's impending "Debt Settling" group text, a...
“Not The Time To Talk About Billions In Iron Ore Royalties” Says Australia, Sending Thoughts And Prayers To Gina Right Now
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
One of the 20 barristers working on the most expensive family feud in the nation's history has reminded the Advocate that while our...
Bondi Man’s Chronic Europe Deficiency Compounded By How Badly His Swannies And Roosters Suck This Year
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A teeny, tiny violin is playing in the eastern suburbs of Sydney this evening as a local Bondi man suffers the...
“Go The Fuck To Sleep” Screams Woman’s Prefrontal Cortex As She Continues Midnight TikTok Doom Scroll
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A local woman's brain was last night pleading with herself to do the right thing.
With the clock ticking past midnight, Bree Lars found...
Toddlers Enjoying Park Swings Learn A Few New Words From Nearby Div 5 Footy Clash
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A group of toddlers have received a timely education in coarse language this afternoon after being witness to a division 5...
“Wow It’s Like Cold Rock But With Probiotics” Marvels Regional Man Visiting His First FroYo Joint
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A Betoota man has paid overs for dessert in Brisbane this week after experiencing a food trend that’s decided to become...
