Country Star Nails Lyrics With Mention Of Hometown Girls, Whisky And Pickup Truck In 1st Verse
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
In music news this week, a chart topping country music star is eyeing off a Nobel Prize in Literature after penning...
OPINION: When Will There Be A Men’s NRLW?
HARVEY THOMAS | Outrage | CONTACT
One thing that never ceases to amaze me about women is how much they can whinge and complain for absolutely $0. Do...
Report: Nothing Did Compare
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
In news no one wanted to hear this morning, Irish singer and activist Sinéad O'Connor has passed away.
Aged 56, the cause of...
Local Girl Hard Launches Holiday With Groundbreaking News That Coffee Cups Look Very Similar Overseas Too
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
In breaking international news, a local girl is wowing her Instagram followers today with the stunning revelation that cappuccinos in London...
No Way, The Simpsons Also Predicted Rain Would Wash Out Day’s 4 And 5 Of The 2023 4th Ashes Test
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The Simpsons have done it again, it can be confirmed today.
The minds behind the Springfield show have once again predicted the future....
Dutton: “Another Royal Commission? We All Know What This Means. Liberals = Bad. Blah Blah Blah”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Opposition leader Peter Dutton has rolled his eyes at the prospect of another Royal Commission, this time into the...
Road Trip Back From Splendour Enters 2nd Hour Of Complete Silence
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If you had a pin, and were in Megan Grace's 2014 Ford Focus, and you dropped it right now, you could likely hear...
Bloke Caught Changing Spotify Track Behind Wheel Forced To Beg For Carpool To Div 12 Ressies
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A Bendigo man is today facing the shame of having to ask one of the youngest blokes on his team for a massive...
Fragile 4×4 Driver Demands Thanks From Pedestrians For Obeying Law
HENRY PARNELL | Motoring |CONTACT
Betoota Heights real estate agent and Audi Q8 owner, Mitchell Finely has today reached his limit with pedestrians using zebra crossings and not...
Matildas Physio Begs Sam Kerr To Go Easy On The Backflips Until We Win This Thing
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As the nation prepares for the kick off the FIFA Women's World Cup, the talisman of the Australian team has been given a...
