Report: Let’s Go Girls (Shania Twain Voice)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
After years and years of build up, the FIFA Women's World Cup has finally arrived on Australian soil.
The global sporting event is...
Boys Chat Argue Over Which Era Of Dave Grohl They’ll Represent At Foo Fighter Spectacular
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A fierce debate has erupted in a WhatsApp chat this evening as a group of boys begin making plans for the...
Shock As Millennial Buys Her Weekly Lottery Ticket And Realises She’s Become Her Mother
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
Betoota Ponds based allied health professional Tamara Hill (33) has had to sit down on a public bench and think about her life...
Dan Apologises For Bailing On Comm Games, Says He’s Suffering From Event Cancellation Withdrawals
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
The Victorian Premier has today apologised for acting out this morning.
Dan Andrews caused a stir when he revealed the Commonwealth Games were...
Local Teacher Was Actually Working Most Days And It Actually Wasn’t A Fucking Holiday… Okay
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A local high school teacher has cleared up a big misunderstanding today.
Jess Racehlle (28) from our town's Betoota Heights district has revealed...
Bag Of Assorted Hire Clubs At Beach Town Golf Club Will Be The Best Local Man Will Ever Use
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A holidaying young man has spoken of how well he played today at the Lake Betoota Golf Club this...
Strings Teacher At Wagga Conservatorium Just Hoping She Can Still Keep Her New $60,000 Violin
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
As the dust settles from the recent Love Island-esque saga to erupt from the Independent Commission Against Corruption (ICAC), it’s believed...
Australia Tells EU They’ll Be Banned From Selling Bega Cheese If They Keep This Feta Stuff Up
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Australia has returned serve in a souring EU trade deal by letting those continentals know they will no longer be able to sell...
Mate Who Claims To Hate Drama Following The Jonah Hill Story Pretty Bloody Closely
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
In what may be an interesting change in character, local drama hater Tia West (25) has found herself following the Jonah Hill/Sarah Brady...
Dutton Confirms Liberals Will Oppose Symbolic Appointment Of A Woman To Lead Reserve Bank
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Liberal leader Peter Dutton announced this morning in Canberra that the Opposition will oppose the appointment of a woman...
