Bank That You Trusted With Your Money Can’t Believe You Got Scammed, Wishes They Could Help
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
An Australian bank has shown their human side today by agreeing it is a total bummer one of their customers got scammed and...
Local Grifter Who Owes Everyone Money Flaunts Extravagant Euro Trip On Social Media
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT
"How are they affording this" - was the question asked by a member of a closed group chat, accompanied with an Instagram...
NSW Summon ‘Spirit Of Origin’ To Claim They Actually Won The Series
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
It's a beautiful morning south of The Tweed and north of Wagga Wagga.
The sun is shining and the weather is sweet, after...
University Bachelor Briefly Toys With Idea Of Making Something Other Than Butter Chicken
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A young man living in Betoota's Flight Path District has today revealed the details of a robust inner dialogue.
Hendrix Chalmers, originally hailing...
Alpha Tauri Reveal The Top Of The Range F1 Vehicle Daniel Ricciardo Will Be Given The Keys To
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
Daniel Ricciardo has today taken the next step on his comeback to the F1 grid.
The West Australian heartthrob has revealed a short...
Brainwashed FoxSports Viewer Left Heartbroken By Footy Heroes Demanding 50 Billion Dollars From NRL
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A Betoota Heights man has today revealed his disappointment about the NRL's dispute with the playing group.
The accountant from our town's pebblecrete...
“Oh My Godddd. Give It A Rest. I Can’t Even Remember Which Ministry That Was. Chill”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today told The Betoota Advocate that everyone 'needs to take a chill pill.'
Speaking to our humble...
Alistair Cook Says He Heard On The School Bus That Alex Carey Had 2 Ribs Removed So He Could Suck His Own Dick
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
Alistair Cook has been forced into a second humiliating apology in as many days, after falsely accusing Alex Carey of another shocking act....
Concreter Fired After Successfully Passing Drug Test
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A Betoota Heights man has been forced to start looking for a new job this week, after being unceremoniously shown the door at...
Scott Morrison Rejects Findings Against Him In Robodebt Report Because They Make Him Look Bad
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Former prime minister Scott Morrison has issued a length statement from Italy this afternoon that outlines his refusal to...
