Elon Musk Launches 2 Billion Dollar Bid To Buy Threads
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Billionaire Elon Musk has today revealed plans to combat that new tech platform going after his new tech platform.
The 'eccentric' billionaire has...
“OK, Mr Taylor. Put Your Kevlar Vest On. Let’s Get You To Headingley Safely” Says Tubby’s New Bodyguard
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The Australian Cricket Family has traveled to Headingley this week with added security, following the stumping of English wicketkeeper...
Report: Fuck’s Sake Just Turn Every Golf Course Into Apartments And End This Supply Crisis
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A report commissioned by the Diamantina Housing Institute (DIA) has found that too much urban space is dedicated to...
England Confirm They’ve Already Pretty Much Won The 3rd Test As Well
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The English Cricket team and cricketing establishment have re-claimed the Ashes, it can be confirmed today.
Despite a ball not having been bowled...
Pauline Hanson Releases First Draft Of Her Self-Published 2,000 Word Voice Referendum Essay
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Pauline Hanson has confirmed that she will once again be running her own race.
The leader of One Nation has revealed that she...
Gambling Is A Tax On Stupid People According To Hot Copper User
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One of the country's peak investment authorities has branded gambling as a "tax on stupid people" this afternoon in...
Australian Navy Mobilises HMAS Adelaide To The Thames For Possible Evacuation Of Our Cricketers
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With the Little Johnny Scandal heading into its third day, the powers back home in Australia have today begun making contingency plans.
Prime...
Report: Give It A Rest You Bunch Of Sooks
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After an exciting 48 hours in the world of cricket, the English cricketing team have confirmed they want to keep the good times...
Treasurer: “Beating Inflation Without Taxing Corporations And Property Investors Too Much Is Harder Than The RC Helicopter Mission In Vice City”
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Treasurer Jim Chalmers has issued a grim forecast this morning in Canberra.
In a brief statement to the media, Treasurer...
RBA Boss Disappointed To See Corporations Making Huge Profits, Wealthy Homeowners Spending Frivolously In The Economy; Mulls Punishing Young Homebuyers And Renters Again Because It’s Their Fault
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Reserve Bank boss Philip Lowe is mulling today as it's the first Tuesday of the month. Along with the...
