Sacked PwC Parters Would Fit Right In At Cricket Australia, Confirms Ben Stokes
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England captain Ben Stokes has added to his remarks this morning about the controversial stumping of Johnny Bairstow, telling...
NSW Name Their Most NSW Team Ever
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The perennially underachieving state of NSW have today reminded the rest of the nation about how they simply don't understand Origin football.
The...
BREAKING: England Confirm They’re Actually 2-0 Up After ‘Feeling Like They Won’ Another Test
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Australian cricket fans have today received a rude shock, after learning that their team is not in fact up 2-0 in the Ashes....
Report: Have A Sook You Bloated Old Pommie Fuckhead
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A report commissioned by the nation's peak scientific body has found that the bloated old Pommie fuckheads in the...
NSW Premier Admits It’d Be A Bit Rich Of Anyone In State Politics To Pass Judgement On Hot Mess Gladys
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NSW Premier Chris Minns has declined the opportunity to criticize Gladys Berejiklian this afternoon, despite the NSW Independent Commission...
Thirsty Local Mum Devastated To Learn That There Won’t Be Any Stripping In Full Monty Reboot
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A local mum has today heard some tough news, after receiving a devastating update about a couple of her former heartthrobs from back...
We’re On Here! Mate Turns Up To Pre’s With The Gold Woodies
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Look out!
We are on here, it can be confirmed today.
The confirmation comes through this afternoon, after a local mate turned up to a...
Man Who Moans When He Eats Something Nice Also Extremely Suspect In Other Aspects Of Life
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Moaning when he eats is just something Martin Harris does—and always has done. Which is why some in his...
PWC Attempt To Poach Gladys From Optus Following ‘Seriously Corrupt’ Findings
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One of the nation's dodgiest multinationals have today moved to secure a big new name for their company.
PWC (Professional Whitecollar Corruption) have...
“Once More Into The Breach, Dear Friends” Whispers Mum As She Prepares To Re-Enter Battle For Tay Tay Tickets
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A Kluger-driving-mother-of-four has quoted the immortal bard this morning as she prepares to re-enter the bowels of hell in...
