Barnaby Joyce and The Nationals host ‘outrageous’ house party at The Lodge
14 April, 2016. 15:45
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
NOW THAT MALCOLM TURNBULL HAS left the country, Barnaby Joyce and his friends from The Nationals...
Local Creep Stands A Bit Too Close In Otherwise Empty Row Of Urinals
13 April, 2016. 10:15
MERV HARRIS | Contributor | CONTACT
In a bizarre turn, a local man chose to stand immediately next to another man at a row...
WOW! This Filthy Tap In The Slums Of Mumbai The Key To Instant Weight Loss
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
After amazing success in the UK, North America and Canada, the most effective new weight loss craze is finally making...
Canned Air From Turnbull’s Electorate Goes On Sale In Western Sydney
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
THE ASPIRATIONAL CLASS OF WESTERN Sydney no longer has to drive out to the city's far-Eastern Suburbs to get...
Reclaim Australia Endorses Hillary Clinton For President Of The World
5 April, 2016. 18:15
PADDY MUNRO | Contributor | CONTACT
In a surprise move, local patriot Daryn Lynch passionately defended his support for US presidential candidate Hillary Clinton at...
George Christensen Calls For Royal Commission Into Why Sizzlers Keep Closing Down
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
George Robert Christensen MP has today called for a Royal Commission into why Sizzler outlets are closing down across...
Uni Toilets Slammed For Promoting Dangerous Body Image With Unachievable Thigh Gaps
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
AS THERE'S NOW ALMOST THREE TIMES as many genders as there was twenty years ago, the current toilet signage...
DOUBLE DEMERITS: Police Targeting Drivers Listening To Darude’s Sandstorm
BRUCE BACHETTO | Traffic | CONTACT
Local police have warned they will be targeting drivers listening to trance this Easter break.
The ban, which specifically aims to...
Good Friday: Modern Day Jesus Gets Crucified By Cross Missus
25 March, 2016. 11:40
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In what can only be described as an uncanny parallel to the biblical recount of Jesus...
Local Stockbroker Reconsidering Blind Faith In Malcolm Turnbull
23 March, 2016. 16:34
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
IN WHAT STARTED OUT in such dramatic and Fijian circumstances, now has all the hallmarks of...
