Man responsible for VB Raw released from prison
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A TOP-LEVEL EXECUTIVE responsible for VB Raw has been released from gaol today after completing a seven-year sentence in Goulburn.
Charged...
Local woman unaware of country empire held by man pissing in his own mouth
30 April, 2016. 13:34
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WHEN HE COMES TO SYDNEY, he really loves to tie one on.
He's not worried about property...
Local legend plans to get Grant-Hackett-wheelchair-nipple-tweaking-blind this weekend
29 April, 2016. 16:34
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A 23-YEAR-OLD-PISS-CUTTING-LEGEND has confirmed his intentioned to get Grant Hackett wheelchair blind this weekend, coming just days...
Local Mum Knows She Has The Dream Tuckshop Manager Role If She Wants It
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In breaking news, local mother of three Kimberly Seeto is set to be offered the undesirable job of tuckshop convenor at the...
Baby Boomer Again Forced To Confront Own Mortality After Another Fucking Rock Star Dies
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IT ONLY SEEMED LIKE yesterday when 56-year-old retired banker Richard Cullens was sitting in the back of his father's...
A Book About Tara Brown’s Traumatic Experience Kidnapping Lebanese Kids Hits Stores
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IN A BID TO CLAW back some of the ransom money paid for the freedom of Tara Brown and...
Report concludes that Mr Bean scares the shit out of today’s children
21 April, 2015. 10:34
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CHILDREN OF THE MODERN world are left shaking after watching episodes of Mr Bean, a popular...
Conor McGregor’s remaining brain cells blamed for shock early retirement
20 April, 2016. 14:34
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DESPITE HAVING MILLIONS OF brain cells left to lose, Irish fighter Conor McGregor has chosen to...
Budget leaks reveal beach houses more affordable under Turnbull government
19 April, 2016. 15:45
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BEACH HOUSES AND HOBBY FARMS will be cheaper to attain and maintain under a Coalition government,...
Study finds only girls like beer in clear bottles
19 April, 2016. 11:34
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A REPORT COMMISSIONED BY an Australian brewery has found that only girls like the taste of...
