CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| Contact
A strong link has seemingly been found between married women enquiring about wanting “company” and the house she lives in having a well manicured yard.
“8 out of 10 times when I arrive at a married woman’s house, if the lawn has those organised MCG stripes cut into it then I’m going to get some real energy”, revealed Larry Deep, a male escort presumably using a fake name.
Another gentleman of the night not wanting to disclose his identity added “I’m sometimes called when the husband has gone to Bunnings because the wife knows she has at least 2 hours without him.”
In wondering possibly why this is we did some further digging, while driving around neighbourhoods we had conversations with blokes out tending to their lawns to see how they felt about their marriage. We first found Jason Swathe, a true lawn enthusiast who was taking photos from different angles to show off his lawn on an online Lawn forum.
“I started spending more time on the lawn right about when the kids were born, y’know to give the missus more space to deal with them” Swathe explained.
“We have an arrangement where she takes care of the inside of the house, and I sort the outside. Luckily the kids are mostly inside. The wife even suggested we sleep in separate beds to make sure I get a good night’s sleep.”
More to come.
