FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
That emo cousin that you only see, and try to avoid, at the family Christmas party is “fuckin over this shit” according to a Facebook post that is heavy on emphasis but characteristically light on details.
“I’m not really sure what it’s all about” said moderately concerned cousin Peter, 22. “I feel like I should give Adrian a call but last time he did this he was upset because people didn’t understand him. I wanted to help but it was practically impossible because I couldn’t understand what he was on about either. I send him messages but he only answers with obscure emojis”.
Belinda, Adrian’s mum, is also unable to offer any insight into the post, since she isn’t allowed in Adrian’s room and he only comes out when he needs food or batteries. “It might be related to Fortnite? Or Call Of Duty? It’s a shooting game. He was very upset recently because one of the other players claimed they were going to sleep with me later that night and it turned out to be true. I’ve told his stepfather to stop antagonising him”.
At this point, the depth of the shit and the height at which Adrian is fuckin over it is yet to be confirmed, as is the reason behind the post although unconfirmed reports suggest it may be related to an e-mail regarding randomised drug testing at the pet shop at which he works.
More to come.
