LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Acting like it’s her first time in a cafe, local nana Sheryl Cunk (77) is having the time of her life sitting down for a coffee with her family.
However, her adult daughter, son-in-law and two grandchildren were not aware that nana Shez had invited them to a dinner-and-a-show style event co-staring unsuspecting waitress Layla Capon (21).
Although nana Shez need only tell Capon her drink order and give a grunt of thanks, the matriarch decided to delve deep into her waitresses life as if she were Verner Herzog studying the Grizzly Man.
During their brief interactions nana Shez managed to winkle a wealth of personal information out of her waitress including her heritage, aspirations, educational background and birthplace.
“That’s a lovely little town isn’t it? Did you ever attend the local nativity production they used to do every year?” asked nana Shez, her family about as remembered.
“You were the baby Jesus once, no you were not! What year?”
“Oh my goodness darling, I was there! A lot taller now aren’t you!”
“Only kidding you sweetie but seriously, did you ever marry?”
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