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A happy couple have announced they’ve got another bubba on the way with often competitive dad Felix Falls (34) saying he doesn’t care what gender the baby is as long as it’s healthy and a boy.
With a gender reveal on the way the Falls family are excited to reveal to their loved ones if they will be having a boy or an immediate return to unprotected sex once this next one is born.
Already the dad of three daughters, Falls states he is not sexist just that it would be nice to have a kid he can play footy with because his daughters mustn’t have hands or something.
“All that matters to me is that they are born healthy, grow into a good person, and always, always have a dick and balls,” stated Falls, knowing full well his statements would be published.
“I’ve already got three beautiful girls who look like their mother and are already the smartest kids at school and daycare.”
“Now, I just want a good healthy boy who can achieve almost the same level of athletic triumph as his old man. High standard but I reckon he can do it!”
“But really, as long as he’s healthy.”
