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In another blow for the embattled Energy Minister who doesn’t believe in Climate Change, Angus ‘Squizzy’ Taylor has today been called out for another dodgy claim.
Following in the footsteps of Melbourne underworld figure Joseph ‘Squizzy’ Taylor, Angus has added another chapter to his career that will later be played out on the screen like Squizzy’s was in Underbelly.
Just days after being called out for lying about his association with American author Naomi Wolf who he accused of trying to cancel Christmas, Squizzy Taylor has today doubled down by claiming to have roomed with Stephen Hawking while at Oxford.
That claim comes despite the fact the English physicist and author is nearly 25 years his senior.
“Yeah, he was a mature age student okay,” said Squizzy after being backed into a corner.
“He used to interrupt the lecturer all the time and provide useless unrelatable anecdotes from his life, how’s that for proof,” said the man about to get on a first-class flight to an international Climate Conference in Madrid.
“We were mates okay. And that’s all I’m talking about today. I’m not fielding any questions on the 80 million dollars worth of water rights I got my department to buy off a company I used to run, or the official documents my office tampered with for the hit piece on the Sydney mayor, or my interference in the illegal clearing of grasslands on a property I have interest in, or even how I never went to uni with Naomi Wolf.”
He then stormed off to the plane, murmuring, ‘Fantastic. Great move. Well done Angus.’
