EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A local woman has this week found herself resorting to the same tactics she used as an overconfident twenty something singleton in her bar hopping era, only this time, she’s substantially raised the stakes.
Instead of angling for a baby faced financial worker who was more than willing to buy her a vodka lime soda for the chance of a late night rendezvous, Audrey Lee [32] reports that she’s ‘refined her tastes’, and instead targets wealthy looking older couples keen on spicing up their relationships – with French Quarter’s unofficial swinger hotspot, the Firefly Jazz Lounge, being her optimum mark.
Often with an equally destitute girlfriend in tow, Audrey is able to score them both a few starter cocktails to kick off the night, which she does so by perusing the room for sexy older couples who are keen to catch her eye.
Though most of the time, Audrey just has to follow the feeling of a hot gaze emanating from the dark corner of the room.
“It’s the only way I can afford a whisky sour now”, she explains with a shrug, “finding cashed up swingers who are hunting for a unicorn.”
“The aim is to play innocent but offer the occasional compliment.”
“And lay on the charm thick.”
“But…. and this is the big one.”
“Start early and get out within the hour.”
“Before they drop ‘the bomb.’”
More to come.
