EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
In some startling news that shows just how dangerous modern technology can be, an up and coming NRL player has become one of the first victims of the AI art trend, shortly after the world was tricked by the fashionable pope series.
Sydney NRL player Tim Bargearse [28] tells The Advocate that he was shocked and appalled to discover an ‘image’ of himself snorting coke on The Daily Mail, stating that he would ‘never go anywhere near the devils dandruff.’
“I’m actually terrified at what this could mean”, says Tim, showing our reporter the image in question, “how many people’s reputations are going to be ruined by AI?”
“Someone is clearly sabotaging me.”
“They obviously knew I’d be in the VIP section of The Ivy Saturday night.”
“And they knew I’d ordered a tray of Jam Doughnut shots, and had my fade freshly trimmed that day.”
“I’m impressed by the sheer level of detail they’ve been able to include in those photos.”
Shaking his head, Tim says he’s worried that more of these fabricated images might start popping up.
“What’s next? Me having a punch on outside of The Dollshouse?”
“Sitting in a pool of piss outside the Marrickville Maccas?”
“There needs to be a government crackdown on this.”
More to come.
