WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation is nervously holding breath this evening as it awaits kick off in the biggest Australian sporting event in recent memory.
With the Matildas set to face the Lionesses any minute now, it has been confirmed by fans new and old that it is in fact Tilly time.
“This is it,” said one local fan already 4 nervous schooners deep.
“The Tillies versus the old enemy for a spot in a Cup Final.”
“On home fucking soil.”
“It simply doesn’t get much bigger than this.”
The local fans summation of the situation is widely acknowledged by everyone, bar a few MRAs still clinging onto whatever it is the cling on to.
With a near fully fit squad ready to take the field, it’s hoped the likes of Mini and Kyra can steer the ship against the team that simply expects to win it all.
“The Minister for Defence will work with Kennedy and Hunty and that’s our platform,” explained the local fan.
“If we can get Foordy and Caters linking up and Carps and the Rasdog eating in the other wing England are in big trouble.”
“Then Princess Mary and Queen Sam can do what they do in the middle”
“But ultimately, it’s a World Cup Semi Final. Anything can happen.”
“Let’s go you Tillies!”
