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Dave Rennie has promised the nation’s rapidly diminishing rugby fans that he’ll be shaking things up a bit, after being announced as the new Wallabies coach.
Following a rough few years since the 2015 World Cup Final for the men in Green and Gold, the new coach has promised to bring his own flair to the top job.
The man who won two Super Rugby titles with the Chiefs in 2012 and 2013 and hasn’t done too much since has riled up old blokes around the country by promising to bring things back to basics.
“I mean obviusly I need to teach a lot of the boys how to ketch and pass like profussional athletes who play footy for a live in, but I can confirm that I’m throwing out all this strungth and conditioning bullshut everyone’s been harping on about,” (sic) Rennie said exclusively to The Advocate this morning.
“We are going old school with et,”
Rennie explained that rather than complex gym programs, all of the players involved in the Wallabies system would be putting up scaffolding around medium and high-density construction sights.
“Et ull be good team bonding as wull” Rennie said.
While Rennie won’t start until next year, it’s believed he’s asked the boys to start wearing hard hats backwards in preparation and is in the process of organises some secondments in Logan and Brisbane for the team.
More to come.
