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A Rugby League intellectual is polishing his TV glasses this evening, preparing to gorge himself on an hour of academically unsubstantiated dribble.
Parked up on his four seater lounge, with a half empty bag of corn chips resting between his thighs, Blake Vaughan reportedly turned to his misso Chelsea this evening to lament his dislike of “gossip TV shows”.
After watching her scroll through her phone, deeply engrossed in the latest MAFs scandal, it’s believed Blake piped up to question his wife why she enjoys watching shows built on blurred realities.
“I don’t get why you’re into that stuff, it’s all so fabricated,” Blake reportedly told his partner.
“Everything on that show is just rumour and gossip, it’s so fake!”
Tonight’s illuminating thoughts from Blake are particularly engrossing, mainly because they’re coming from a bloke that religiously watches NRL 360.
Switching over from weeknight news to the Fox League panel show, it’s believed Blake has tuned in to find out which club will be sacking their coach this week.
Licking his lips over the prospect of another NRL contract scandal or speculation surrounding an in-team brawl erupting at a training camp, it’s understood Blake’s once again turned to NRL 360 as the sole source of truth on all matters Rugby League.
Stacking three corn chips on one another and dunking his snack TV cuisine into a thick jar of tomato salsa, it’s reported Blake asked his girlfriend to turn down her phone, so he could hear the drunken rants of Paul ‘One Match’ Kent and Buzz ‘Lap Dance’ Rothfield.
“Shhhh, can ya turn your phone down, I can’t hear ‘em!”
“I wanna know what Braith’s gonna let slip about Munster’s Dolphins contract this week…”
More to come.
