World’s largest nuclear arsenal to be controlled by menopausal woman or Hillary Clinton
6 June, 2016. 13:45
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THE HEARTS OF HIPSTERS and perverts around the world are filled with pangs of sadness this...
Joe Hockey responds to budget by throwing television off embassy balcony
4 May, 2016. 15:34
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IN A RARE LAPSE OF judgement, former treasurer turned ambassador Joe Hockey was seen throwing a...
Lebanese Authorities Don’t Seem To Understand Tara Brown Is Kind Of A Big Deal
10 April, 2016. 13:15
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Following a bungled child snatch in Lebanon, a 60 Minutes crew and the mother at the centre...
WOW! This Filthy Tap In The Slums Of Mumbai The Key To Instant Weight Loss
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After amazing success in the UK, North America and Canada, the most effective new weight loss craze is finally making...
Shannon Noll Linked To Panama Papers Money Laundering Scandal
6 April, 2016. 10:30
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2003 Australian Idol runner-up, Shannon Noll is believed to be hiding out at his family farm in...
Reclaim Australia Endorses Hillary Clinton For President Of The World
5 April, 2016. 18:15
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In a surprise move, local patriot Daryn Lynch passionately defended his support for US presidential candidate Hillary Clinton at...
Historians Agree Captain Cook Arrived With Carton Of Piss, Keen To Make Friends
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After realising that Australian politics was missing his wildly unhelpful input, Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has returned to breakfast television with...
Waleed Aly To Deliver Introspective Monologue Through Belgian Flag Filter Tonight
23 March, 2016. 11:34
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IN RESPONSE TO THE RECENT terrorist bombings in Brussels, Waleed Aly has announced his intention to...
Local Man Condemns Entire Religion Shortly After Learning Where Brussels Is
23 March, 2016. 09:35
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Shortly after learning that the capital of Belgian is known as Brussels, local mechanic Todd Daisley...
John Howard returns home from Contiki trip in one piece
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IT WAS THE TRIP of a lifetime for the former prime minister, who arrived safely this afternoon in Sydney.
After...
