Report: Trump Voters Feel Ignored By Political System, Secretly Want To Watch World Burn
6 November, 2016 17:15
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A recent finding by The Borowitz Report shows that the almost unbelievable rise of Presidential nominee Donald Trump is attributed to...
Exhausted Asylum Seekers Respectfully Turn Boat Around Upon Peter Dutton’s Request
31 October, 2016 10:15
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A boatful of obedient Asylum Seeker families, currently drifting through the Arafura sea, have shown a commendable level of respect...
Australian Forgets He’s Overseas And Casually Weaves C-Bomb Into Conversation
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SPEAKING CANDIDLY TO HIS NEW friends at an after-work drinks party on a New York City rooftop, Peter Michaels...
Gina Rinehart Spotted In Shanghai Teaching Chinese Businessmen How To Push Cattle
24 October 2016. 11:25
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Mining magnate Gina Rinehart has been spotted in regional Shanghai teaching members of her Chinese joint venture partnership how to ride...
“This Is Fucking Crook” Says Rest Of The World
20 October 2016. 14:25
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The rest of the world stood in horror today, as the last remaining media publications that cover politics live-streamed the most...
Backpacker’s head still spinning 6 weeks after smoking that first Gitanes in Paris
19 October, 2016. 14:34
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ROMAN DONAGHUE ENJOYED THE occasional Winfield Sky Blue after a few work drinks on a Friday...
Carl Barron wins 17th annual Paul Kelly look-a-like contest in Hobart
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COMEDIAN CARL BARRON HAS taken out the 17th annual Paul Kelly look-a-like contest in Hobart this afternoon, after nearly...
Ipswich Grandma Is Fine With Sexual Assault So Long As Perpetrator Also Dislikes Muslims
10 October 2016. 12:25
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A popular Ipswich grandmother says Donald Trump’s boasting about being able to sexually molest women with impunity is...
“Australia Isn’t Sending Us Their Best People” Roars Trump At Republican Rally In L.A
23 September, 2016. 14:00
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Republican presidential candidate, Donald Trump has today condemned Australian expats living in the US during a supporter rally...
US rapper Ludacris advises Turnbull to ‘move bitch, get out tha way’ after meeting in New York
22 September, 2016. 13:34
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SOUTHERN RAP SENSATION LUDACRIS had some choice words for the Australian prime minister last in New...
