Depression-era cooking show pulled after viewers shown how to skin a cat
6 January, 2015. 15:34
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A GROUND BREAKING new cooking show teaching viewers recipes and cooking techniques from the Depression has been...
ISIS Claims Responsibility For Stereosonic
8 December, 2015 15:05
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It is believed that the Islamic State have claimed responsibility for a horrific series of crimes targeting innocent Australians...
Local champion now far better person than friends for quitting smoking
23 December, 2015. 15:34
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THE MOST HANDSOME AND CONFIDENT guy in his circle of friends has become better than all of...
Assisted Showers And Intravenous Indian Food Introduced At New Hangover Clinic
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DRAGGING A CHAIR into the shower the next morning has forever been indicative of a larger than usual night...
Stoner Sloth Seeks New Ways To Hide Pain Of Parents’ Divorce
20 December, 2015 17:05
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In the wake of a blatant Government-approved character assassination, Delilah "Stoner Sloth" Carpenter (17) says she will now have to find...
Amnesty International report low levels of Christmas cheer amongst Santa’s Elves
20 December, 2015. 13:06
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WORLD-RENOWNED PHILANTHROPIST Santa Claus was forced by rising Scandinavian labour costs and a plummeting US dollar...
Fondue double-dipping disaster triggers triple shooting tragedy
19 December, 2015. 9:45
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FOUR FAMILIES ARE PICKING up the pieces this morning after three people were shot overnight during...
Man fined for eating ecstasy tablet in designated smoking area
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THE NSW STATE GOVERNMENT came down hard on pubs and clubs earlier last year, forcing an apartheid between the...
Motorsport fan near fluent in ‘Thailandish’ after second trip to Pattaya this year
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BOASTING TO HIS MATES by counting to ten in Thailandish, Gavin Hoskins says he's "near fucking fluent" in our neighbour's...
Lee Kernaghan’s memoir is being prescribed to insomniacs
15 December, 2015. 15:35
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IT'S THE STORY of how a kid from upstate Victoria grew from humble beginnings to an...
