Experts Confirm Gerard Baden-Clay Is A Real Piece Of Shit
14 December, 2015 17:35
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Local anthropological experts have confirmed that former Brisbane real estate agent Gerard Baden-Clay is a real piece of shit.
That's...
Newtown Property Prices Explode After Council Installs Anti Homeless Spikes On King St
24 February, 2016 16:45
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"It's certainly time for a makeover on King Street"
The pre-election promise of the New South Wales Premier, Mike Baird,...
American Tourist Measured At 140 Decibels
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IT IS A CRIME to be intoxicated at a licensed premises. There's thousands of pages of alcohol legislation and...
Family Favourite Puts Pressure On Male Cousins By Debuting A Keeper To Grandma
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Local man, Mark Lathouris can't wait to see the faces of his male family members when he rolls into the family Christmas in...
National Party Expel Member For ‘Witchcraft’ After Installing Solar Panels On His Roof
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A PROMINENT COUNTRY businessman has been thrown out of The Nationals after he installed solar panels on the roof of...
Elite private school just happy latest scandal doesn’t involve a sex crime
8 December, 2015. 13:45
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THE PRINCIPAL OF A prominent Sydney private school has revealed today that she's relieved that the current media...
Australia Enjoys Another Peaceful Day Under Oppressive Gun Control Regime
Due to the nation's controversial and oppressive gun restrictions, no one has died as a result of a mass-shooting from an automatic or semi-automatic...
Man has jaw broken after eating banana with mouth open
1 December, 2015. 9:30
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A ROUTINE FLIGHT between Sydney and Melbourne was interrupted this morning by a fracas said to...
Older Female Coworkers Brief Intern On Rescue Signals Ahead Of Law Firm Xmas Party
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The 22-year-old receptionist at Sydney law firm, Ogilgemer-Maher, is a having a really good day.
As a recent university graduate, Annabelle Rockham says she...
Online Retailer Surprisingly Not Hijacked By Gay Market
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24 November, 2015 16:45
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It is amazing that Australia's largest online retailer has not been completely hijacked by the ever-growing international...
