December In Full Swing As Queenslanders Begin Firing Up The Outside Fans
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Queensland is now marching directly towards the new years, as the silver-spray-painted gum branches they use instead of pine Christmas trees begin...
Scott Morrison Appoints Chris Lilley To Help De-Escalate Situation With China
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Realising he will probably die due to his own environmental negligence before he receives an apology from China, Prime Minister Scott Morrison believes...
PM Sends In Army To Help Out At Fraser Island After Someone Compares It To Hawaii
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
5,000 soldiers have been deployed to Fraser Island to assist with the firefighting on the island made of sand.
10,000 members of the army...
Selfish Maskless Fuck Feels The Old Codger On The Bus Burning Holes In The Side Of His Head
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A city IT worker told The Advocate this afternoon that when he was on the bus coming to town...
“Wow, These Yanks Just Don’t Give A Fuck Anymore, Do They?” Declares Local Dad Watching The News
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Betoota Heights father of four parked his arse on the Natuzzi this morning to watch the news, where...
Country Butcher Investigated By Industry Watchdog For Not Giving Free Cheerio To Young Fella
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local Betoota Downs meat merchant, Franky Russo, has been asked to provide evidence to an independent inquiry set up to investigate damning...
Country Butcher Investigated By Industry Watchdog For Not Giving Free Cheerio To Young Fella
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local Betoota Downs meat merchant, Franky Russo, has been asked to provide evidence to an independent inquiry set up to investigate damning...
Angus Crichton Forced To Explain To NSW Police Asian Crime Squad That He Is Not In The Yakuza
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Despite playing football at the brown paperbag club, socks down country boy Angus Critchon has been questioned once again...
Boris: “No, We Haven’t Rushed This Flu Jab. I’ve Had It Myself.”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has laughed off suggestion that they've rushed through the spicy flu jab, telling journalists...
Christmas Ruined As China Bans Export Of Fake Plastic Dogshit And Whoopie Cushions
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Prime Minister Scott Morrison opened his morning press conference today with four repeated words as China moves their bishops...
