Nation That Fucking Lives For True Crime Content Draws Line At Port Arthur For Some Reason
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The final frontier of Australian true-crime drama is about to be reached as a teledrama surrounding the Port Arthur...
Emo Gladys Allows Dancing In NSW So Long As Clubs Agree To Play “I Write Sins Not Tragedies”
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In her latest fuck you to authority, the New South Wales Premier Gladys Berejiklian has relaxed a swathe of...
Australians Quite Intrigued To See Which Parts Of Our Country Didn’t Burn Last Year
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Fireys are being shipped across from Bundaberg to battle a massive bushfire that has been burning out of control for six weeks...
Townie Wage Slave Glad China Is Responsible For All His Woes, According To Fake Bogan On TV
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A young man from our town's Heights District, who describes himself as a slave to capitalism, said he's...
Snob Girlfriend Opposed To Eating A Petrol Station Microwave Hamburger During Road Trip
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"You'd have to be fucked in the head to eat one of those," she said.
"Like proper fucking. Nothing inside...
Scott Morrison Labels NSW Clean Energy Plan ‘Repugnant’; Demands Apology
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Prime Minister Scott Morrison is demanding the New South Wales Government delete a "repugnant" energy policy attacking the fossil...
Seasonably Warm Weather The Perfect Conversation Starter For Local Man Devoid Of Confidence
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A French Quarter homme who gets forced to go places by the people who care about him has opened...
News Of The Spicy Cough’s Demise In The East Finally Reaches Perth As McGowan Opens Border
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The defacto leader of Western Australia, Mark McGowan, has ordered the Tusken Raiders protecting the border to stand down...
World’s Largest Economic Superpower Oddly Unfazed By Hurt Feelings Of Cronulla Marketing Guru
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The Chinese Government appears to be holding strong against Australian Prime Minister's demands for an apology over a doctored photo posted...
Local Father Wonders If Getting A Pre-Christmas Ham Is A Bit Too Piggy
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With Christmas just around the corner, a local sexagenarian was wondered to himself if getting a ham this early...
