Local Vice-Chancellor Climaxes After First Wave Of International Students Touch Down In Darwin
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
South Betoota Polytechnic's Vice-Chancellor has today had a slightly uncomfortable moment.
Stemming from sheer red-blooded arousal, the moment came after Jonathan Taylor saw...
China Places Tariffs On Australian Brain Varnish
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
China has doubled down and placed huge tarriffs on Australian winemakers today, sending many producers to the brink.
Local producers...
Local Pub Apologises For Showing Depressing Fight Between Two Old Men Over The Cricket
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A French Quarter publican has admitted fault today after choosing to pay the thousand or so dollars to broadcast...
Local Freelance Creative Looking Forward To Another Christmas Of Family Career Advice
LEROY PERCIVAL | Central-Coast Queensland Folk-Rock Editor | CONTACT
Local muso/visual artist Chet Streeton has revealed this week that he’s very much looking forward to hearing all of the...
Dad Manages To Make Enough Shepherds Pie To Last Family Entire Week That Mum Is Away
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
It is not lost on the teachers at South Betoota primary that the Andersen kids have been constantly yawning throughout the school day,...
“You’re All Whipped!” Writes Young Professional To Group Chat While Drinking Alone In Seedy Sports Bar
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Nobody wrote back to his 2 pm message asking if anybody was about for beers this afternoon, so Chris...
School Leaver Student Buys 24 Pack Of Ultra-Thin Frangers After Putting Cologne On His Penis
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A low-key, completely supervised, midweek social mixer is expected to become a full blown orgy tonight, that's judging by a local school leavers...
This Sun Has Got Some Fucking Bite, Says Nation’s Tradesmen
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
With the mercury rising to upwards of forty degrees celsius in some Australian capital cities today, it has been confirmed that the entire...
Confusion As Local Friend Actually Wasn’t Joking About Being Vegetarian Now
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Wanda Mardy asked for her guest's dietary requirements a week out from her weekend lunch jamboree at her parent's heritage-listed Betoota Heights Queenslander.
What...
Hungover Woman Narrows Down Small Blemish To Either Blackhead Or Something Way More Serious
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
“Hmmm, I should probably get this checked out,” stated Haley Casiano as she thumbed a blemish on her right temple that wasn’t there...
