Brainless Local Man With Tiny Cock Saddles Up For Another Drive Around Town In His Audi Q7
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A local man with nothing in his head except for white dogshit and pigeons flying into windows has...
Federal Government To Release Platinum Bucks To Stimulate Lap Dance Industry
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Eligible Australians will be able to access special vouchers to be spent at strip clubs under a new Federal Government scheme that...
“Jesus Christ! What Don’t We Export To China?” Screams Trade Minister As List Of Affected Industries Grows
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Federal Trade Minister Simon Birmingham was left screaming this afternoon as China slaps tarrifs and export bans on more...
Australia Rejoices At News That 3-On-3 Has Also Been Added To List Of Olympic Sports
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The IOC has this year revealed the introduction of a 3-on-3 event at the 2024 Olympics - in an effort to give the...
Australia Rejoices At News That 3-On-3 Has Also Being Added To List Of Olympic Sports
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The IOC has this year revealed the introduction of a 3-on-3 event at the 2024 Olympics - in an effort to give the...
Scotty Holds Focus Group To Decide Which ODI Shirt He’s Going To Wear To The First Test
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Our Bloke-In-Chief has some problems on his plate right now but none more so, he says, than deciding which...
Local Policeman’s Magic Breakdancing Gun Ready To Help Town’s Unruly Youths Train For Olympics
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
As if this year couldn't get any worse, the sport of breakdancing has been included in the 2024 Paris...
Advertising Guy Patiently Waits His Turn To Hold Court To Say “This Monolith Thing Is Genius”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Some guy who works at a local advertising agency in the Old City District waited and waited and waited...
White People Celebrate “Freedom Day” After Being Oppressed By Lockdowns For 6 Months
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Today marks the end of the First Spicy Cough War as millions of Australians around the country enjoy loosened...
Local Man’s Class Consciousness Comes To Life Seeing Certain Friends Magically Buy A House
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For years and years, Sam O'Flannagan thought that Baby Boomers where the natural predator of his future happiness.
Owning a...
