Hugger Beats Handshaker To Greeting
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
In what was a dramatic race, it has since been confirmed the hugger beat the handshaker to the greeting, in a meeting...
Trendy Inner-City Burger Joint Fined For Not Playing Enough Wu-Tang Clan
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A trendy inner-city burger bar is under fire for reportedly playing the same Wu-Tang Clan song for the 412th time in a...
Fully Grown Adults Clap At Something They Just Saw On Television
An entire room full of fully grown adults have been spotted yelling and clapping at a television in the Lord Betoota Hotel this afternoon.
The...
Local Boomers Not Thrilled With The Fact Their Daughter Met Her Fiancé On Bumble
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Speaking candidly to The Advocate once he'd left his comfy Betoota Heights Queenslander, local father Malcolm Coolie said that...
Local Weirdo Selects Cheque As Preferred Payment Option
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
What the fuck?
A South Betoota woman has just chosen to make a purchase with a cheque account, what's the go there?
After making a...
Young Couple Trying To Buy A Home Get Boomered Once Again At Weekend Auction
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Lake Betoota duplex sold for nearly $200 000 above reserve over the weekend and that's got one local...
Local Craft Brewer Resists Urge To Introduce Another Boutique Alcoholic Seltzer To The Market
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
There's nearly sixty small breweries in Betoota and all but one have a new alcoholic seltzer out this summer.
The...
Local Plumber’s 2010 Great Wall Steed Joins Fight Against Australia And Throws A Timing Belt
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The timing belt deep within a local Guangzhou Go Kart snapped this afternoon as it was hurtling down the...
Report: Next Media Personality To Say “2020 Has Been A Year Like No Other” Will Be Shot
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A report compiled by the ACCC has suggested any media personality who says the sentence, "2020 has been a...
19-Year-Old Thinks He Got The Deal Of The Century After Buying A 1994 BMW 318i For $800
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A first-year Betoota Grove university student has failed to listen to his father - and every other older male...
