Tractor Sufficiently Bogged Enough To Warrant Getting Dad Involved
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Try as the might, the Inter is bogged.
Rather than face the ultimate humiliation and get Dad to come and...
Bloke On A Bender Watches In Disgust As All The Sheep Begin Heading To Work
MARC VENUTI | Editor | CONTACTOn Monday morning at approximately 7:30am, local party legend Pete Tal was overheard, whilst sitting cross legged on the grass at Betoota Park, laughing...
Waltzing Matilda II: Modern Day Swagman Boils Billy While Camping On Mate’s Couch
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Australia's best known bush ballad, Waltzing Matilda has today been recreated on the couch of a Woolloongabba apartment, as an itinerant Brisbane worker boils...
Former Bong Lord Comes Out Of Retirement For An Embarrassing Coughing Fit
KENT REGINALD | Cadet | CONTACT
A local Betoota man who hasn't smoked weed for a while wants to make it absolutely clear that this sudden bout of violent...
Man Transitions Seamlessly Into Fatherhood By Not Rubbing In His Sunscreen
LEEROY PERCIVAL | Local News | Contact
A local paddle boarder has this week made a seamless transition into his role as a father, by applying...
Transition Back Into Work Mode Made Easier By Office Air Conditioning
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Over are the lazy days of playing CyberPunk on the couch wearing only underpants.
At least for Dennis Samuels they...
RSPCA Confirms That Even Outside Dogs Are Allowed Inside During Thunderstorms
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The RSPCA has reminded pet owners around the country today that strict rules on dogs staying outside should be relaxed during thunderstorms.
“We...
Man Realises He’s Old After Gasps Replace Laughter Following Recent Fall
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A few short years ago, Marty Dollarhyde was playing Golden Oldies league with his old Betoota Dolphins teammates from the late 1960's.
He's given...
Girl Celebrates Little Brother’s 21st With Photo That Clearly Shows Who Got The Genes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local girl, Kat Donald (27) has today posted a lovely Facebook tribute to her little brother Keiran on the day of his 21st.
Well...
Circumcised Mate Presents Unfounded Theory That Opposite Sex Prefers It
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A man who's parents decided to hack off the top of his penis for no reason other than the fact that they thought...
