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KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The Socceroos hopes at the 2022 FIFA World Cup have been given an added boost this morning, after the late arrival of a suspicious new player. Coming up against the likes of France, Denmark and Tunisia in the group stage of the tournament, bookies are currently placing the Aussies with a highly unlikely chance of making it...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A family breakfast in Betoota's Flight Path District was interrupted today, after a local grandfather was reminded that the greatest cricketer to ever live is no longer with us. 62-year-old fitter and turner, Keith Stellios, alway knew that this was going to be a tough time of the year. With international cricket on almost every screen and news update, and...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The FIFA World Cup is about to kick off in Qatar leaving many Aussies disgusted at the idea of supporting the event. Migrant workers from countries such as Bangladesh, Nepal and India have been abused and exploited during the construction of the stadium, with estimates nearly 8,000 have died. Many of these skilled workers went into debt of...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As Australia prepares to face Samoa in the wee hours of Sunday morning, Samoan fans have confirmed that they will be bringing enough passion for both sides. The upcoming game in the Rugby League World Cup is a historic final as it is the first time a tier 2 nation has made the big show. In response to this...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Middle East nation of Qatar is facing even more criticism this week, over its hosting of the FIFA World Cup. Once known as a tournament where players from all over the world would descend on a nation to celebrate the beautiful sport of 'football,' the World Cup is now a revenue raising exercise for corrupt organisations, officials...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The United Kingdom is dealing with a dystopian new reality today, where the royal family is no longer British. Despite ruling the country for centuries the English royal family are no longer on the throne, after a devastating defeat in the semi-finals of the Rugby League World Cup. Sunk by a 84th minute field goal to young superstar...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With less than a month to go until the world cup, Australia's Socceroos have released a video calling on the world cup host nation of Qatar to address their less than impressive record on human rights. They are the first team to do so. This comes after the oil-rich Arab nation managed to build 5 world class stadiums, capable...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the 2021 Rugby League World Cup continues in Northern England, Australia's premiere NRL stars are growing used to staying in hotels that remind them of their under 15s state rep accomodation. On top of playing on football ovals reminiscent of concrete hockey courts, the best rugby league footballers in the world are now well aware of the fact...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local Sky News hack has today revealed to The Advocate that he's had just about enough of the woke brigade trying to cancel everything. This comes after the Netball Australia/Hancock Prospecting saga rolls on for another day, with News Corp commentators relishing in the opportunity to get a few more free clicks and views. The saga follows...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Unlike other unlikely Jamaican teams of world sporting events past, the Jamaican Rugby League World Cup side are yet to inspire a classic film. At the time of writing, the first ever Jamaican national rugby league team, the Reggae Warriors, have lost their first two games after an impressive start to the RLWC where they took out the award...