Local Footballer Has Been Doing It All Day, According To Drunken Man In Crowd
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Despite being only 15 minutes into a local footy game, a drunken punter is letting the referee know that that oppositions number...
Club Captain Comfortable Enough With Polynesian Teammates To Start Saying ‘Uce’
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Caucasian footy player Toby Rowntree has decided to take a giant leap of faith this afternoon.
Sitting shirtless in the setting sun, on...
Local Ref’s Eyes Are Actually Painted On
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Local footy referee, Jock Smith (35) has somehow managed to adjudicate an entire reserve grade rugby league match using painted on eyes.
The...
Baz Luhrmann Hired To Direct Gus Gould’s Pre-Origin Pep Talk To Hype Up Dead Rubber Match
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The NRL have today announced that they have enlisted the help of Hollywood blockbuster director, Baz Luhrmann, to help with commentator Phil...
First Grader Thinks It’s Cute You Asked, But No, He’s Not Helping Out In The Canteen
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The buzz phrase down at the Eastern Suburbs Dolphins this year is simple - One Club, One Goal.
The hope being that with...
IRB Urge Australia To Cut Losses And Merge All Five Domestic Super Rugby Teams
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Another weekend and another lot of drubbings in Super Rugby for the Australian teams.
The head of Australian Rugby Bill Pulver has today...
NRL Star Rushed To Hospital Following Reports That He Was Gutted After Trial Match
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Independent doctors hired by the National Rugby League have today urged all players to not bother with post-match interviews if they...
Distraught Bachelor Lays Awake Knowing Perfect Week In NRL Tipping Could’ve Been A Multi
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Toowoomba local Daniel Black will lie awake for months, possibly years to come wondering if he missed his Alan Bond moment.
The reserve...
NRL Says Clubs Must Take Concussed Players Off The Field If They Aren’t That Good
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The NRL has today issued clubs with a notice that dictates they must change their nonchalant attitudes towards footballers receiving head trauma which...
All 31 Melbourne Rebels Members chip in to buy Logan schoolboy sensation
13 March, 2017. 14:34
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Rugby Union's chief governing body in the southern hemisphere has put a number of underperforming clubs...
