Warner Ruled Out Of SA Series After Team Doctor Diagnoses Him With Little Man Syndrome
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Australian vice captain David Warner has today been told to sit out the rest of the South African series by team doctor Peter...
Commonwealth Games Now Completely Pointless As Bolt Reveals He Won’t Be Coming
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Australians are once again disappointed with having to host the Commonwealth Games this year after news that Usain Bolt probably won't even show...
Craig Bellamy Spotted Taking Notes At Screening Of I, Tonya.
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Craig Bellamy has been witnessed by several movie goers over the weekend attending a screening of the new drama I, Tonya, with pen and...
Report: JT Is A Good Bloke In Real Life Too, Confirms Mate That Met Him In A Servo Once
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A mate that was lucky enough to meet Queensland rugby league great Johnathan Thurston while filling up his car in North Queensland...
Essendon Bombers To Compete As ‘Footballers Of Essendon’ Following ASADA Doping Scandal
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The fallout from the ASADA doping scandal is continuing to decimate the AFL as Essendon Football Club faces further sanctions and punishment for...
Haha Is This Shit Still On?
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Recent reports by people changing channels aimlessly before dinnertime has found that the Winter Olympics is still, what the fuck?
A whole week...
Nation’s Linen Shirts Already Hung Up And Ironed Ahead Of Super Rugby Kick Off This Weekend
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Alumni of the country's elite private schools are already prepared for the beginning of the Super Rugby competition this weekend, it has been...
Melbourne Media Too Caught Up On Hannah Mouncey To Meet Quota On African Gang Stories
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Following the news that a transgender woman has been cleared to play in state and territory women's leagues in 2018, Melbourne's reactionary print...
Inner-City Academic Gasps As His Beloved Theatre Overtakes NRL For Sexual Misconduct
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A prominent regular on the inner-Sydney and Melbourne art gallery circuit has been left rattled today, after learning that Australia's stage and theatre...
“We Don’t Want Your Fucking App, Stop Bringing It Up” Nation Tells Channel Seven
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The remaining viewers of free-to-air Australian television have made it clear to Channel 7 that they are not interested in downloading their...
