Sydney Roosters Sign NRL Journeyman Who Isn’t That Integral To Any Other Club’s Performance
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The Sydney Roosters have shocked the greater NRL community today by announcing that they've signed a new footballer who hasn't even won a...
Sport Based Around Men Fighting Like Animals Pressured To Ditch Archaic Concept Of Ring Girls
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In the newest win for middle-class white feminism, promoters of Saturday night’s Battle of Bendigo boxing match between Jeff Horn and Michael Zerafa...
Scomo Tells The Missus To Clear The Schedule, He’s Not Missing Paul Graham’s Last Home Game
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Prime Minister Scott Morrison has informed his wife that he hopes she doesn't have anything planned this weekend.
Speaking to The Advocate this afternoon,...
Hipster NRL Star Shows Off Cultural Side And Books Post-Season Holiday Not In Bali Or Phuket
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A trendy NRL player has decided to show off his sensitive side this week by booking himself a trip to somewhere in Europe....
Bulldogs Decide On Hosting Mad Monday In Glass Box In Middle Of Circular Quay
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Deciding to one-up their efforts form last year the Canterbury Bankstown Bulldogs are set to go even bigger for Mad Monday this year....
Cricket Sometimes Sucks
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Ben Stokes has joined the long list of Kiwi sportsmen and women to break Australia's heart this year, with his unbelievable century to...
Steve Smith Concussion Far Worse Than First Thought After Batsman Begins Posting Folau Memes
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Australia's premier batsman Steve Smith's day 4 concussion at Lords looks like it may have resulted in long-term affects, after he began posting...
Queenslander Tears Crotch Out Of His Moleskins Attempting To Board Brisbane Lions Bandwagon
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Queensland Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk has today had to issued a safety warning to all residents attempting to jump on the Brisbane Lions bandwagon...
Stadium Under Fire After Venue Staff Forget To Play Pre-Match Joker And The Thief On PA
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A suburban Rugby League ground is currently at the centre of a media storm, as they face questions over a major mistake made...
Victorian Who Helped Boo Australian Of Year Into Retirement Disgusted By English Cricket Fans
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A Melbournian who did his bit to boo an Australian of the Year and two time Brownlow Medalist into retirement, has lashed out...
