Report: Up The Fucken Milk
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A recent report by the NRL has found that everyone is backing the Raiders this year, as the underdog saviours for the game...
NRL Coach Suggests Scrapping Golden Point Following Loss In Golden Point
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A local NRL coach has today dropped one of his hottest press conferences yet.
The coach named Andy Wilkinson did so after his...
“Is There Cricket On?” Asks Some Wavy-Haired Prick Who Had Pretty Strong Opinions About Ball-Tampering 45 Months Ago
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Local Aussie cricket fan Warren King (44) thinks he has it hard sharing a workplace with British cricket supporter Hamilton Butterscone (33).
That was...
Apple Release Special New Triple Camera iPhone Just In Time For NRL Off-Season
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
In some exciting news out of Apple HQ today, the new iPhone model has been released.
Set to coincide with the beginning of...
“It’s Quiet… Too Quiet” Says Increasingly Nervous NRL Integrity Unit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Employees at the frequently frantic NRL Integrity Unit are this afternoon pacing the halls of their offices nervously.
The anxious mood down at...
NRL Unveil New Manly Sea Eagles-Themed Hazmat Suits For Upcoming Home Final At Brookvale
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
For the first time since James Hardie was the lead sponsor for the Parramatta Eels, the NRL has today brought back supporter hazmat...
Aspiring Teen Sportsman With Notable Lack of Talent Makes Tactical Shift To Field Hockey
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A young man without the world at his feet has today announced a sporting career change.
Jason Winston (17) has confirmed to friends...
NRL Reporter Left To Thaw Out On Redfern Oval After Copping Death Stare From Wayne Bennett
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A prominent rugby league ambulance chaser is the latest to experience the unbridled wrath of a hardly amused Wayne Bennett, during a press...
NRL Sees Spike In Dangerous Tackles For Inaugural ‘Who Can Get On House Of Highlights’ Round
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The NRL is already experiencing a big jump in potential brain-injury-causing tackles this week, as the players warm up the shoulders for the...
Coach Of Club That Missed Finals Says There Are Promising Signs There For Next Season
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
The coach of a lower mid-tier rugby league team has today told reporters that 2022 should be a good year.
Anthony Brennen, the...
