Religious Extremism Less Likely In Western QLD Because God Left That Place A Long Time Ago
23 January, 2016 10:35
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Banjo Paterson once wrote about the Barcoo shire in Western Queensland.
The opening line of of his 1890 poem "A...
Turnbull Retires His Use Of The Words “Exciting” and “Innovative”
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Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull returned from his trip "Up North" over the weekend, with very little to talk about.
"Richard Di Natale was...
Sydney Morning Herald Hires Former ‘CollegeHumour’ Journo To Cover US Election
22 January, 2016 15:35
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The former editor-at-large of CollegeHumour Australia, New Yorker George Brohman (22), has been hired by The Sydney Morning Herald as the lead...
Townsville Man Accused Of Being A Cop After Wearing Closed-In Shoes To The Pub
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After an early knock-off from work, Townsville man Clyde Barber has been forced to bag and take-away his usual five long-necks of XXXX...
Clive Palmer set to bankroll Broadway adaptation of Billy Madison
19 February, 2016. 11:34
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FIRST IT WAS THE Titanic II. Then it was Jurassic Park II.
If you thought half billionaire Clive...
Courtney Barnett Criticised Over Allegations That She’s Exploiting Bogans For Profit
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Melbourne woman, Shona Birkenstock (22) will be eating Cornflakes and Mi Goreng noodles for the next week, after purchasing 4 x pints of...
Cyclists caught without helmets will be forced to become organ donors
16 February, 2016. 15:34
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IN A MOVE TO BOTH unclutter our roads and give Australians a second chance at life,...
Local Kid Ready To Burn Entire Fucking School Down After Accidentally Calling Teacher ‘Mum’
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Local kid Archie Sinclair is currently fantasising about different ways to burn his entire primary school down with everyone still inside it.
These...
Clive Palmer Admits To Wearing Lycra Activewear To Avoid Chafing Under His Suit
15 January, 2016 10:15
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In an interview with Radio National this morning, the leader of the Palmer United Party, Clive Palmer has revealed...
Local Man Doing Really Good Job Of Hiding Crippling Hangover Today
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Local man, Fraser Cassidy, is just about to begin the second meeting of his busy day today. Later tonight, he has to endure a...
