Detained Biloela Girls Begin Kicking Torpies In A Hope To Get Gillon McLachlan’s Attention
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Ahead of today's decision regarding the fate of Tamil asylum seekers Nadesalingam and Priya, and their two children - a special order of...
Albo Briefs Party On Why Taking $100k Cash Donations From Dodgy Chinese Men Isn’t A Good Look
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Following yet another wave of chaotic ICAC findings into terminally corrupt NSW Labor Party, Federal leader Anthony Albanese MP has had to take...
Liberal Party Donors Rush To Call Dibs On New Boatful Of Au Pairs Intercepted By Border Force
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The Home Affairs office is today being hammered by emails from the 16-variations of the last name 'McLachlan' that exist in South Australia,...
“You Need To Understand I’m Actually Not That Good At My Job” Says Now Panicking Peter Dutton
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A new twist in the curious case of the well-liked Tamil family from rural Queensland has shown that Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton...
Local Tight-Arse Survives Entire Winter Without Having To Shell Out For One Of These Bad Boys
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Local bachelor, Ryan Thawley (26) says don't underestimate how gotdam warm your bed can get by simply throwing a sleeping bag on top...
“Bit Wet Out There?” Smirks Alpha Receptionist
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As of today, Cynthia Marley (20) has only been in her role as an unpaid intern at the head office for RockRoll Stage...
Dutton’s Colleagues Continue With Trend Of Tormenting Brown Kids Like That Night In Pinkenba
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Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has somehow found himself back in the same position he was in 25-years-ago, surrounded by public servants who...
Amy Shark’s Top Knot Now Verging On Safety Hazard
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Gold Coast indie pop superstar, Amy Shark has today revealed she spends most of her day-to-day life wearing a neck brace - so...
Quality Of Produce At Fruit Markets Judged Solely On Size Of Old Mate’s Greek Orthodox Cross
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Fruit and vegetables are best judged by the size of the gold cross buried in the chest hair of the bloke spruiking them...
New Documentary Warns Black Men About The Risks Of Doing Anything Other Than Playing Sport
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An amazing new film that was released in cinemas around the country over the weekend has been described by the Herald Sun as...
