Government Urged To Hire Anyone Still Able To Budget For Recreational Drugs While On Newstart
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As drug testing for Newstart recipients is trialed in three locations across Australia, it appears those critical of the proposal have forgotten a...
130km Per Hour Definitely Not Fast Enough To Be In Right Lane, Says Skyline R33 With Red Ps
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Local Skyline owner, Brendo (19) says he and the boys have got somewhere to be, and they are looking for an off-ramp in...
Parliament Rushes To Roll Back Message Encryption Laws After Senate Passes Federal ICAC Bill
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Both sides of politics are in a panic today, after realising the laws they passed to invade the privacy of their own citizens...
“Yes, Leigh. The Economy Has Faced A Few Hurdles This Year… A Bit Like My Sharkies!”
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The Prime Minister has horrified economists and rugby league fans by drawing parallels between the struggling economy and the soon-to-be relocated Cronulla Sharks.
Morrison...
Nine To Replace Evening News With 2 Hours Of Joey And Fatty Thinking Aloud While JT Giggles
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In an effort to keep up the ratings in the weekday evenings, the Nine Network have today announced plans to just flat out...
Man Briefly Confused By Phone’s Sudden Auto-Rotate Before Remembering He Just Watched Porn
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Local bloke, Ben Williams had been trying to zoom in on a private Instagram profile when his phone screen rotated.
Shocked and appalled,...
Inside Brisbane’s Bold Strategy To Avoid Alcohol-Fuelled Violence: Arresting Violent People
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Last week Brisbane played host to the country's only music industry conference - held annually in Fortitude Valley, Australia's very own South By Southwest.
In...
Morrison Tells Insolent Biloela Residents To Shut Up And Be Good Little Quiet Australians
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A Federal Court judge has this morning ordered the Immigration Minister to provide more evidence to support claims the youngest child of the...
PM Says Rural QLD Town Of Abattoir Workers And Coal Miners Just Bunch Of Out-Of-Touch Lefties
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Prime Minister Scott Morrison has dug in his heels as public pressure mounts around his decision to do nothing about the deportation of...
150 Kilogram 4th-Grade Prop Just Took A DNA Test And Turns Out He’s 100% That Bitch
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One popular local husky unit has turned up to footy training this week with a newfound confidence in his big beautiful body.
With a...
