Turnbull solves 457 visa problem by turning it off and on again
18 April, 2017. 17:34
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Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has announced he is scrapping the heavily-debated 457 visa program for skilled migrants...
Privately Educated North Shore Bible Basher Worried Politicians Are Out Of Touch With Aussies
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Former prime minister Tony Abbott has today issued a warning to the government, saying the Australians he has been talking to, who...
Fourth Grader Skips Training Using Dead Grandparent Excuse For The Fifth Time
10 April, 2017. 12:23
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Over the course of the past year, Betoota Dolphin's fourth grade flanker Stanley Park has tragically...
Excited Palaszczuk Reveals Reef Nearly Dead Enough For Coal Ships To Crush Through
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An ecstatic Annastacia Palaszczuk has today revealed that continued coral bleaching on the Great Barrier Reef is nearly at the point where coal...
Governor-General Turns Sickly Grey During Handshake With Offshore Dementor
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Governor-General Peter Cosgrove has experienced the horrid feeling of his soul being consumed upon, after shaking hands with a gliding, wraith-like dark...
Mark Latham puts finishing touches on DIY home television studio
4 April, 2017. 11:23
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After being dumped by Sky Television late last week after a string of controversial comments, former...
“Apart From When I Said Aboriginals Eat Their Own Babies, When’ve I Ever Been Racist?”
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One Nation senators yesterday claimed that race-hate speech laws are protecting Muslim criminals, because everyday citizens are unable to abuse every...
Dastyari Gives His Cousin A Spray For Picking Him Up From Parliament In The WRX
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Ahead of dinner with their Maamaan (grandmother), Senator Sam Dastyari has berated his younger cousin, Ashkan for doing exactly what he told...
Mark Latham confirms he’s running out of fucks to give
28 March, 2017. 12:23
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Coming just a day after labelling ABC radio presenter Wendy Harmer a 'disabled commercial failure', former...
Hanson: “The Major Parties Aren’t Listening, Everyday Australians Are Sick Of Cyclones”
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In a stark contrast to fellow One Nation senator Malcolm Roberts' comments that suggest the soon-to-be natural disaster of Cyclone Debbie doesn't...
