Boring Deputy Prime Minister Needs To Threaten To Kill Someone’s Dogs Or Something
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As we near the back-end of the Malcolm Turnbull's first term as an elected Prime Minister, the possibility of another federal election looms...
Albo Visits Parish Priest To Ask Forgiveness For What He Is About To Do To Shorten
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With the first cloud of steam of the election season rising to the surface, shadow infrastructure minister Anthony ‘Ablo’ Albanese visited St...
Pauline Hanson Considers Ripping Into Asians Again In Last Ditch Effort To Save One Nation
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In the face of One Nation's imminent collapse Pauline Hanson has told party members that she is considering going back to her roots,...
Water Under The Bridge: Kevin Rudd Finally On Talking Terms With Estranged Nephew Xavier
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After cutting all ties with his politician uncle during his second stint as Prime Minister, Australian singer-songwriter Xavier Rudd has been photographed making...
“Everyday Australians Are Sick Of Relatively Organised Political Parties” Says Hanson
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Following the news that her last remaining Senator is not doing anything she tells him to do, Pauline Hanson has today declared she...
NBN Boss Says People Using The Internet May Be The Leading Cause Of Slow Internet
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NBN Co chief executive Bill Morrow has identified online gamers as a major cause of congestion on the network, stating if it wasn't...
Barnaby’s Tell-All Interview About Rooting An Employee Somehow Fails To Repair His Career
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In a shocking twist, Barnaby Joyce's political career is still in tatters, even after telling the entire country the intricate details behind a...
ABC Reportedly Offered Joyce 10-Pack Of Blackrats And Packet Of Smokes For Baby Story
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In the wake of the news that former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has reportedly accepted at $150,000 payment for a tell-all story...
Greens Senator Lee Rhiannon Quits Politics To Focus On New Essential Oils Business
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Greens Senator Lee Rhiannon has announced today that she will retire in the next few months to focus on her Essential Oil distillation...
Andrew Hastie Fields Stern Phone Call From Sam Dastyari After Chinese Bribery Allegations
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Andrew Hastie, the Chair of the Parliamentary Joint Committee on Intelligence and Security has had to take an angry phone call from Sam Dastyari...
