Shorten Feels Confident Enough To Take Stab-Proof Vest Off After Weekend By-Elections
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Prior to his morning jog around Lake Burley-Griffin this morning, the leader of the Opposition felt safe enough to...
Shorten Tells Bullied ALP Staff To Harden The Fuck Up Because He Can’t Lose Another MP
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With pressure on Bill Shorten to sack Labor backbencher Emma Husar if bullying and harassment allegations against her are proven, the leader of...
Turnbull Gets Back At Abbott The Only Way He Can By Getting The Pope Involved
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Aside from putting on a united front in the lead up to the Super Saturday by-elections later this month, Malcolm Turnbull has hit...
Australian Tax Office Has Funding Slashed After Having The Nerve To Audit An MP
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The nation's least favourite government agency is set to have their funding almost halved after an Australian Tax Office employee had the 'intestinal...
Prime Minister Makes Double Sure Not To Mix Up His Australian And Panamanian Tax Returns
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The Prime Minister has reportedly looked over his two tax returns this year, one for Panama and one for...
Coalition Frontbenchers Rock Off To See Who Has To Be Humiliated On Q&A Next Week
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The Prime Minister has held his usual cabinet meeting this afternoon to decide which one of them will have...
“Give Us Another Shot” Says Man That Had Twenty Years To Prepare For His Last Shot
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Former prime minister Tony Abbott has today issued a warning to the government, saying the Australians he has been talking to, who...
Derryn Hinch Reveals He Too Has Been Slut-Shamed By Senator Leyonhjelm
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Greens senator Sarah Hanson-Young says she has received support nationally and internationally, after declaring she has "had enough of men in ...
NT Intervention Praised For Success In Keeping White Kids Out Of Juvie
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Former Prime Mininsters Kevin Rudd, John Howard and Julia Gillard have met over a coffee today to congratulate themselves on not listening...
Bill Shorten Overtakes Barrie Cassidy For Deepest Forehead Creases In Australian Politics
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Labor leader Bill Shorten has this week been recognised for having the most defined forehead creases in the Australian political arena, after finally...
