Dan Andrews Says Irresponsible Sydney Residents Should Be Doing Exactly What They Are Doing
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The Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews has today been met with a chorus of support from inner-city Melbourne residents whose entire identities are based...
“We’ll Keep This Between Us” Says Grandpa Kev After Finding Scotty’s Zoo Magazine Sock
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COULD YOU COME IN HERE FOR A SEC: Former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has once again spared Scotty From Marketing the humiliation of...
We Interview The One Australian That Reckons Getting A Jab Was An Easy And Transparent Process
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With just less than 3 million Australians that have received both of their shots, it's become quite clear that Australia's current jab roll-out...
“Look At This Bloody Dickahead” Says Nonno
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It seems that local Ingham resident Raphael Panucci might change his ways after the run Scotty's been having.
This comes after almost an...
“Look Them In The Eyes When They’re Talking To You!” Grandpa Kev Makes Scotty Face The Media
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TIME TO MAN UP KID: Scotty From Marketing has pulled up just short of apologising for the problems the government has had with...
“What The Fuck Is That?” Asks Grandpa Kev As Scotty Returns Home With Fluffy White Pomeranian
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Australia's former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has today come to terms with the fact that he won't be leaving his reluctant posting at...
“Not Again!!!” Roars Grandpa Kev After Finding One-Way Ticket To Hawaii In Scotty’s Tackle Box
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Grandpa Kev has today realised his role as Australia's fill-in father figure might continue indefinitely after our discovering our flakey Prime Minister's plans...
“Do Ya Have Any Real Beer? What’s This Craft Shift?” Scowls Grandpa Kev While Watching Broncos
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Australia's former Prime Minister, Grandpa Kev has had to once again intervene today, after being handed some sort of suss yuppy beer when...
“How Dare They Call It The Sydney Strain!” Says Sydney Government Responsible For Sydney Strain
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The people who run the government in Sydney are upset that people from other states are calling the recent...
PM: “Sydney Needs Lockdown Cash Boost Because We Need Western Sydney To Win The Election”
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The Prime Minister has laughed off suggestions from Victoria that his government has shown preferential treatment to the Liberal...
