Politics

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet has finally fronted the media today, after yet another bombshell was dropped on the parliamentary inquiry investigating the former deputy premier John Barilaro's appointment to the state government's wildly pointless position of 'US trade commissioner'. It is believed that Perrottet was avoiding all media as long as possible this morning, as the stink of the...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT As the nation battles through the devastating third wave of the spicy cough, the government has reminded everyone that they really are the people to look after the little man and woman. The reminder comes in the form of a public statement from Prime Minister Anthony Albanese who has refused to re-instate pandemic leave payments. Previously, workers had been...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The new Prime Minister has today proven that he is nothing but ScoMo-in-a-red-tie. This comes as Anthony 'Fly Overseasy' Albanese skirts his responsibilities as PM by opting to take an unannounced holiday in Ukraine, rather than help Australians stuck in the middle of a natural disaster that happened 12 hours ago. As of this morning, tens of thousands of NSW...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The 2021 census results confirm that No Religion has continued to be Australia’s fastest-moving religion as citizens turn away from Christianity, proving that the Morrison government might have left a lasting legacy afterall. The most recent data from the 2021 census shows that 38.9% of Australians identify as having no religion, nearly double that of Catholicism at 20% with...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After enduring generational damage to the Liberal Party brand at the 2022 Federal Election, the party's rising talent within the NSW Government have today taken another blow. The NSW government has today bowed to the rail union, after being brutalised by endless industrial action that has been causing chaos for commuters for over a year. After going to war with...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has issued a powerful statement to the nation this week. The new head of the government has moved to disarm some of his enemies in parliament, by pulling off a coordinated attack on the crossbench. While attending the baptism of a family member at St Brigid's Church in Marrickville, Albanese has reportedly had his...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet has finally responded to questions about an interesting job appointment for an ex-politician. Questions have been raised about the former NSW Deputy Premier John Barilaro being given a $500,000 a year trade US trade role, with other well-qualified applicants being overlooked. The trade role was created by Barilaro himself in 2020, during his time...

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some news that has both divided Greens followers and given Sky News journalist Paul Murray a raging erection to the point of priapism, Greens leader Adam Bandt has refused to have the Australia flag behind him at a press conference. Bandt explained the move, saying, "For many Australians, this flag represents dispossession and the lingering pains of...

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactPrime Minister Anthony Albanese has certainly had a jam packed week, having met on his promises to increase the minimum wage, sign Australian Government's new target to cut emissions by 43% by 2030 and having an incredibly heartwarming meeting with the Nadesalingam family who have finally returned home to the Biloela community. With so much going on, it’s understandable...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian Electoral Commission has today confirmed that Zed is officially dead. In a Federal Political sense, that is. This comes after the people of the Australian Capital Territory asked 'who's Zed?' "Zed's dead baby," said a spokesperson for the AEC, sitting aboard a motorbike that has just come into their possession for some reason. After weeks of counting,...