Scotty Reveals He Secretly Took Over Various Ministries After Watching Order Of The Phoenix
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn news that has surprised absolutely no one, it appears that a man known for roleplaying as blue-collar workers has now found himself in hot water yet again, as it’s revealed that former Prime Minister Scott Morrison is being investigated for secretly giving himself powers to run the health, finance and resources ministries.
Showing that he is well...
John Barilaro Unwinds After A Big Day At Parliamentary Inquiry By Braining A Couple Of Koalas
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The Former Deputy Premier of NSW has today taken a bit of time to himself to unwind from a hectic start to the week.
Following a big day of questions at the inquiry into his appointment as a Trade Commissioner to New York, John Barilaro says he needed to blow off a bit of steam.
"And there's no better...
Ricky Stuart Clarifies That As A Queanbeyan Local, He Knows A Weak Gutted Dog When He Sees One
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Canberra Raiders coach Ricky Stuart has today poured fuel on the fire he lit on Saturday night.
The fiery character has moved to address the fallout from his comments about Penrith Panther's player Jaeman Salmon, by issuing a somewhat cryptic quote about "weak gutted dogs."
"Mate, I grew up in Queanbeyan, and I can tell you, I know a...
80,000L Of Kerosene Sits Idly Inside NSW Parliament Waiting For Barilaro Inquiry To Get Underway
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The entire floor of the New South Wales Parliament is currently buried underneath 80,000 litres of highly flammable kerosene stockpiled in plastic 40 gallon drums, as state government MPs duck for cover from what is inevitably about to go down.
This comes as former NSW deputy premier John Barilaro appears for the first time in front of a Parliamentary...
Dutton Rushed To Hospital After Begging Parliament To Not Be Afraid Of His Chunk Of Uranium
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The nation's opposition leader has reportedly been rushed to hospital this afternoon, after a shocking health scare in the bush capital.
This comes after Peter Dutton decided to bring a large chunk of uranium into Parliament House today, causing our parliamentarians to scramble in a mad rush.
It's believed Dutton brought the sizeable lump of uranium into the...
National Party Confirms Commitment To Rural Australia By Destroying Another Liberal Government
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The National Party is once again proving themselves to be the saviours of rural Australia, by destroying yet another Coalition Government from the inside.
As of this morning, the NSW Government is on the brink of collapse - after yet another high-ranking Liberal MP resigns from cabinet before the anti-corruption watchdog could even sink the teeth into whatever the...
Katter Says He Is Willing To Back An Indigenous Voice To Parliament But It Would Make More Sense To Have A Black Upper House And A Black Lower House...
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Prime Minister Anthony Albanese’s has put the proposed referendum on constitutional recognition of Indigenous people front and centre over the weekend, during his landmark address at the 2022 Garma Festival.
Speaking at the opening of the four-day cultural event, Mr Albanese unveiled a proposed the official ballot question that will decide any alterations to Australia’s founding document.
The Labor Government...
Katter Breaks Out Into ‘All The Single Ladies’ While Celebrating With His New Independent Sisters
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The GirlBossification of Bob Katter continues today, as the Member For Kennedy finds himself surrounded by 11 moderate female MPs that have followed his well-worn path of disrupting the major parties as an Independent.
It’s a crossbench made up of the six Teals who snatched Liberal heartland seats, Cabramatta Independent Dai Le, South Australian three-termer Rebekha Sharkie, Indi’s Helen...
Bob Katter Denies New Crossbench Of Yuppie Female Independents Have Influenced His Fashion Sense
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As Parliament resumes two months after the cataclysmic political shift that was the 2022 Federal Election, The Member For Kennedy now finds himself navigating through a brave new world.
While never one to shy away from making unusual friends on with his fellow crossbench freaks, Bob Katter had never considered what life would look like as the Father Of...
Barilaro Says Private Citizens Should Not Be Scrutinised For The Findings Of A Public Inquiry Into How They Spent Public Money While Working For The Public, As A Public...
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Former NSW deputy premier John Barilaro has finally landed on a plausible excuse as to why he was in an Origin style blue with a photographer in the north Sydney suburb of Manly.
After denying he manhandled the man he was seen manhandling on camera, Barilaro stated he is tired of being treated like a criminal whether it be...