Launceston Police are hunting the “Inceston Bandit”
12 July, 2016. 15:34
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
THERE IS A VANDAL IN the Tasmania brothel town of Launceston who keeps defacing signs bearing...
Turnbull announces Fibre to the Home NBN will cause meme-related autism
12 July, 2016. 15:34
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IN STICKING WITH HIS plan for our future, prime minister Malcolm Turnbull has announced today that...
Laurie Daley Spotted Yelling Drills At Piles Of Dead Rubber In Coffs Harbour
11 July, 2016. 15:025
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The already anxious Blues fan base were further rattled this morning after it was revealed that then increasingly...
Poor Old Evan Forced To Take Own Cousin To His Formal
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THOUGH HE USUALLY does most of his self-loathing from the comfort of his own bedroom, local sad case Evan Bellmonty...
NSW Premier Mike Baird Calls For State-Wide Ban On Ball Pits
9 July, 2016. 11:05
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
New South Wales premier Mike Baird has announced plans to ban all ball pits in the state by 1...
POKÉMON GO: Pauline Hanson Forced To Enter Mosque To Catch Rare Pikachu
8 July, 2016. 09:30
MILO PATERSON | Tech & Gaming | Contact
One Nation leader Pauline Hanson became enraged earlier today when she discovered the only obtainable Pikachu...
Two mates softly embrace after learning they’re tunnel buddies
8 July, 2016. 12:34
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IN WHAT STARTED OFF AS just a casual catch-up drink at their local watering hole, two...
Local Man Responds To “How Ya Going?” With Disgusting Update On Haemorrhoid
7 July, 2016. 11:35
MERV HARRIS | Local News | Contact
Colleagues of Rowen Giddens at Betoota Accountancy were left in stunned silence this morning after Mr Giddens...
Derryn Hinch to keep backup liver in the freezer in case he wins a full 6-year term in Senate
6 July, 2016. 16:45
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CONTROVERSIAL SENATOR-ELECT Derryn Hinch has revealed this afternoon that he's secured a backup liver just in...
Ricky Muir reveals plans to ‘hang the arse out’ around a Canberra roundabout one last time
6 July, 2016. 16:45
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AS AUSTRALIA'S FAVOURITE SON in the upper house prepares to leave Canberra after failing to be...
