Guardian Reporters Trying Their Best Not To Acknowledge That Trump Is Going To Win This Thing
22 July, 2016 14:45
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Following both the Republican and Democratic Conventions, as well as the recent DNC wikileaks emails, political reporters from The...
FOX Sports Sound Man Thinks He’s Fucken See-Through
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A FOX SPORTS SOUND recordist's world has come crashing down around him this morning after learning that he's not...
Learner motorbike rider can’t wait to donate organs
21 July, 2016. 14:34
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GREG POON THREW CAUTION TO the wind on his 40th birthday and decided to...
Goondiwindi Grandmother Insists Dark Features Come From ‘Spanish Ancestors’
20 July, 2016 14:45
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A 75-year-old Goondiwindi woman has once again today reiterated her theory that there was a large population of dark-haired...
Taylor Swift becomes third woman ‘killed’ by somebody close to the Kardashians
19 July, 2016. 11:02
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TRIBUTES FROM AROUND THE world have been flowing in this morning after 26-year-old pop star Taylor...
Entrepreneurial tramp has PayPass™ terminal installed on forehead
18 July, 2016. 12:34
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THE SEISMIC FINANCIAL SHIFT TOWARD a cashless economy is doing the nation's homeless out of the job,...
Local soft boy needs two hands on the pliers to cut plain wire
17 July, 2016. 12:45
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GRAPPLING HIS 10-INCH CRESCENTS like he's holding a cricket bat, a North Betoota sissy has embarrassed himself...
15-year-old’s life in ruins after watching parents slow dance to ‘Beast of Burden’
16 July, 2016. 13:34
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WITH THREE TEENAGE CHILDREN living under their roof, precious moments between quinquagenarian lovebirds David and Amy Davies...
NRL Orchestra Told To Give It All They’ve Got For Gus Gould’s Pointless Game III Pep Talk
14 July, 2016. 15:025
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With a dead rubber, pointless rugby league match set to be broadcast in a couple hours from now...
4th-Grade Coach Names Himself in Run On Side Again
14 July, 2016. 15:025
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Despite having not played a full eighty minutes since 2002, Betoota Dolphins fourth-grade coach Warren “bubba” Fitzsimmons has once again...
