Promising Year 12 Student In The Midst Of HSC Exam Will Be Stripping In 18 Months
11 October 2016. 15:25
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Promising year 12 student, Keira Birley (17) has just realised that her preparation for the Higher Schooling Certificate...
Hundreds Of Beautiful Women Line Up To Buy Tickets For Australia’s Most Ordinary Rig Gala
10 October 2016. 13:25
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After scouring the country for Australia's most Ordinary Rig, swimwear brand Budgy Smuggler has proven that the...
Local Jet-Ski Owner Thinks It Would Be Funny If Trump Became President
4 October 2016. 09:25
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Local jet-ski owner, Bryden Foreman (38) says the next four weeks are going to be so fucking...
NRL Bows To Pressure From Sharks Fans, Will Serve ‘Monster & Vodka’ At Grand Final
29 September, 2016. 20:25
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The National Rugby League has today crumbled amid mounting pressure from both the Cronulla Sharks FC...
Local Kid Spins Pretty Crook Yarn About Marilyn Manson’s Rib Cage
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Local kid, Alex Simons (8) has just come back from a family holiday at Noosa with some really edgy...
Man, 45, In Stable Condition After Midlife Crisis Lands Him In Hospital
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A local father of three is in hospital today with two broken fingers, a fracturing a hip and a severe concussion after a midlife...
Thousands Of Disengaged Adult Sons Rush To Buy Dad The Betoota Book For Christmas
21 September, 2016 15:35
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With over 60,000 units of The Betoota Advocate's new book sold in just 48 hours, the race is on for...
ARU Selectors Spotted West Of The Kings School In Parramatta For First Time Since 1996
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Regional media across the country can today confirm that ARU selectors have been spotted outside of the affluent metropolitan...
Staff Drinks Ruined By Hipster Intern’s Revolting Craft Beer Selection
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After just 35 minutes in the pub, every person sitting at the table reserved for Out-Bush magazine's quarterly staff drinks have decided...
Pack of feral pigs descend upon local Sizzler
25 August, 2016. 13:02
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
CHAOS REIGNED AS THREE wild beasts burst through the door of their local Sizzler restaurant in...
