Barnaby Drifts Off Thinking About A Big Box Of Prawns At Mooloolaba This Christmas
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The Former Deputy Prime Minister appeared rather distant during question time today, as he spent up to 45 minutes fantasising about the...
Bulimba Woman Treated For Stress After Backing Range Rover Into Daughter’s VW Golf
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A south-east Brisbane mother of three is been treated for stress this afternoon, following an embarrassing school-pick-up-time incident.
Ashley Quirk-Whitely was pulled from...
Report: Taking Photos Of Supermoon Not As Fun As Eating One
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Despite the fact that Australians have flooded social media with their photos of last night's astronomical supermoon, a report has found that most of them...
Instagram Model Shocked That Followers Don’t Care About Her Opinion On World Politics
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The repercussions of a Trump victory may end up running much deeper into society than experts have first predicted.
In less than 6...
Bill Clinton greens out at 9pm, hours earlier than predicted
9 November, 2016. 11:34
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CLINTON AIDES SWARMED to Bill's side earlier tonight as he slumped forward in his seat and...
Exhausted Live Band Forced To Sing 8th Consecutive Rendition Of ‘The Horses’
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A weary and dehydrated pub rock band in South Betoota have been forced to sing eight covers of the same Daryl Braithwaite...
Bloke Wearing Indian Headpiece At Music Festival Only Came To See Flight Facilities
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With the winter festival season just around the corner, Bondi local Mike Green is slowly going over the discographies of a number...
Uncomfortably Pregnant Millenial Says The Instagram Post Will Be Worth It
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Pregnant Betoota woman, Danielle Brown has a lot to look forward to in the next few months. However, not least her highest-performing...
ABS Chief Blames Census Crash On His Bloody Kids Downloading Viruses On Family Desktop
26 October 2016. 11:25
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Chief statistician of the Australian Bureau Of Statistics, David Kalisch, has told the Senate that the denial of service attacks...
Local Millennial Experiencing Unimaginable Financial Security After Quitting Smashed Av
21 October 2016. 13:25
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Local millennial, Toby Campbell (24) says he can't believe he's spent so long blowing his income on vegetables and...
